Reddit on the Vaginal Mysteries*
“I am a pure gentleman. I hold open her vagina and let her in first.” *Where is my rosary from my Confirmation? I need to start offering worship to the Vaginal Mysteries
This is a sad day guys, Jet just announced they...
It’s gonna be a horrible day.
Today marks the birth of a nickname that Sasuke...
TRIFORCE: UTERUSSES BEFORE DUDERUSSES
barackobama: Someone who submitted via email with the username “YAY! WOMEN!” said: To quote the always gracious Leslie Knope…. “Uterusses before Duderusses.” I’m an Obama supporter because he doesn’t say things like “Planned Parenthood … yeah, we’ll get rid of that.” Obama x Leslie Nope x Planned Parenthood 2012
psiduck: oh yeah i’m actually sick like i LOVE spending time dry heaving in front of the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so sorry to hear that :(((((
psiduck: captivundliberator: psiduck: i’ve lost four pounds since i weighed myself this morning and i ate today so that should be impossible okay impossible normally i weigh MORE because ive eaten YAY!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, you sexy female ;] no no no galen i’m SICK i’m not really losing this weight its called MY BELLY HATES ME and its been a really tiring day weh weh weh Fuck...
psiduck: i’ve lost four pounds since i weighed myself this morning and i ate today so that should be impossible okay impossible normally i weigh MORE because ive eaten YAY!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, you sexy female ;]
Just got done with my first time running since the middle of last summer x_x All showered and clean, and just found my sister’s vicodin from her surgery <3<3
St. Patricks Day hangovers are for amateurs.
tomyhusband: Sorry, dude. Green puke is not allowed. Unless it’s green beer and it’s still the weekend, then it’s acceptable.
Just finished the Gunkan Island filler arc, I’m officially convinced Luffy is related to Gol D. Roger now >:[
psiduck: terrilynnee: st. patrick’s day last year was so different than today was. it was so hectic and stressful and just overall a bad idea. today was. beautiful and wonderful and so much fun. #i like syracuse #and kerry #and galen #and green Good times were had by all <3