March 2012
152 posts
TRIFORCE: UTERUSSES BEFORE DUDERUSSES
barackobama:
Someone who submitted via email with the username “YAY! WOMEN!” said:
To quote the always gracious Leslie Knope….
“Uterusses before Duderusses.” I’m an Obama supporter because he doesn’t say things like “Planned Parenthood … yeah, we’ll get rid of that.”
Obama x Leslie Nope x Planned Parenthood 2012
psiduck:
oh yeah i’m actually sick like i LOVE spending time dry heaving in front of the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m so sorry to hear that :(((((
psiduck:
captivundliberator:
psiduck:
i’ve lost four pounds since i weighed myself this morning and i ate today so that should be impossible okay
impossible
normally i weigh MORE because ive eaten
YAY!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, you sexy female ;]
no no no galen i’m SICK i’m not really losing this weight its called MY BELLY HATES ME and its been a really tiring day weh weh weh
Fuck...
psiduck:
i’ve lost four pounds since i weighed myself this morning and i ate today so that should be impossible okay
impossible
normally i weigh MORE because ive eaten
YAY!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, you sexy female ;]
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Steamrolled
Just got done with my first time running since the middle of last summer x_x
All showered and clean, and just found my sister’s vicodin from her surgery <3<3
St. Patricks Day hangovers are for amateurs.
tomyhusband:
Sorry, dude. Green puke is not allowed.
Unless it’s green beer and it’s still the weekend, then it’s acceptable.
Luffy's Dad
Just finished the Gunkan Island filler arc, I’m officially convinced Luffy is related to Gol D. Roger now >:[
